AS A TEENAGE TROLLBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRAW YOURSELF AS A SAILOR SCOUT!
I’m not done transforming, but by the time my kick hits, you know the other foot will have a boot on it.
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
(Source: racingbarakarts, via dutchster)
hey kanji learner
Did you know that most kanji have a part called the radical that hints at the meaning? And did you know that these are the seven most common radicals, and if you know them you’ll be able to find something familiar in about one out of every four kanji you see? Like, you can open up a book to any random page and there’ll be a bunch of kanji with these radicals just hanging out?
- 口 on the left (or bottom) of a kanji=mouths, eating, talking, etc.
- 言 on the left (or sometimes bottom)=words, talking, writing, etc.
- 氵 on the left or 水 on the bottom=water, liquids, flowing, etc.
- 亻on the left or very occasionally 人 on the top=people
- 木 on the left or bottom=trees, wood, things made out of wood.
- 扌 on the left or 手 on the bottom=hands, actions done with hands
- 忄 on the left or 心 on the bottom=heart, mind, emotions
You can use this information to be pretty awesome at learning kanji that look similar except for the radical, because you can tell them apart. If you’re in a Japanese class, it’s also handy for making educated guesses on multiple-choice tests. Observe:
Date someone who makes you feel like you have an extra hour in the ball pit — (via animeadult)
(Source: onlyabigail, via octosmagiccastle)
this incentive cover for bee & puppycat #5 has been floating around but I haven’t posted it yet. here. look.
Kitty Battle Cop by Psuede
A British company has produced a “strange, alien” material so black that it absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of visual light, setting a new world record. To stare at the “super black” coating made of carbon nanotubes – each 10,000 times thinner than a human hair – is an odd experience. It is so dark that the human eye cannot understand what it is seeing. Shapes and contours are lost, leaving nothing but an apparent abyss.
If it was used to make one of Chanel’s little black dresses, the wearer’s head and limbs might appear to float incorporeally around a dress-shaped hole. —
I can’t wait until they use it to build a life-size Attack the Block creature maquette.
Apparently, I am full of viperfish.
"When alien life entered our world, it was from deep beneath the Pacific Ocean. A fissure between two tectonic plates. A portal between dimensions. The Breach."
I AM A GODDAMN KAIJU OF LOVE.